Free Wallpaper

As a special thank-you gift to all my dedicated readers for all your support with Metaphorical Expression, I present to you a wallpaper of the trail shot I captured last month with the Havoc crew (click here for the full story). You may copy and set the image below as your wallpaper.

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Do-It-Yourself Trail Shot

So you wanna capture your own trail shots and use them as your own custom wallpaper? Well you can actually. Here are some tips on how to capture the amazing trail shots as the one shown above. Just follow these simple steps.

Requirements:
3 cans of gasoline
1 bottle of mineral water
1 lighter
1 digital camera (a camera phone should work fine as well)
1 pack of marshmallows

Instructions:
First, open the cap and start pouring the cans of gasoline onto your desired roadway. Depending on how long you want your trail to go, you might need more cans of gasoline in stock. If you're going for the highway, you might as well get a few barrels.

A word of caution!

Watch out for ongoing traffic! Make sure to look both ways before crossing the street... dumbass!

After the whole pouring process is done, you'll stink of gasoline all over yourself, so don't grab that lighter until you wash your hands (See, I told you that water bottle would come in handy).

Seriously, you don't wanna end up like this guy.

After wiping yourself dry, start flicking your lighter onto the trail where you poured the liquid. Once you light up the road, aim your camera and press the shutter release.

CLICK!

Congratulations! You've just successfully captured your very own DIY trail shot! Easy kan? Now get your ass outta there quick before the cops smell your dirty work! (forget the marshmallows!)