The Wonderful World of Chinglish

Found these while I was randomly browsing earlier this evening. Those Chinese sure cracked me up. Its amazing how they put up those words into their own version of the English language for the convenience of non-chinese tourists. Pacah!!!

In that case, I'll just litter.


I'll just take the one on the right, thanks.


I should give this a try when I get back at the hotel.


Did the cops actually notice this???


Must be the most boring place in mainland China.


Nahhh, I was actually looking for the sneeze corner.


I think I'm having one right now


Sweet! Is this legal?


Sh*t... What should I do now?


Eww...


Do you have boat goes fartherrerest?


I was thinking of flushing it, but yeah, sure why not.


Oooh, I wonder what they're actually doing inside?


For 95 cents, you could get fresh herpes.


...and make sure you have your phone with you when you're in that situation.


Now THAT'S what I'm talkin about!


Oh hell yeah I sure am, mister. Where do I sign?


...and my wang is literally confused.