Don't Be a Dumbass

And now, some helpful tips on how to avoid from falling into the MLM trap. If you are highly intellectual in the business and/or marketing field, chances are you are the main target of those dumbass MLM agents of a multinational company. I do not wish to mention the business name because I assume that you all know which company I'm referring to. If not, well just read on anyway.

As I mentioned earlier, you are the main target because you can be an asset and an advantage for these people. You'll be used and you're only making these idiots richer. Yes, idiots who think they're smartbrains in business and marketing (which apparently they are not, from my point of view. Dumbasses!).

If you happen to receive a text message or a call from a 'friend' asking for your time because he/she has a business opportunity or an excellent product, its no doubt an MLM recruitment tactic, so hang up the phone, or reply by saying that you're not interested. If you're still curious, well that's because you obviously are, since your 'friend' didn't mention the true nature and the name of the business. The worst scenario, should you comply, is that you'll end up sitting in a business seminar with the other suckers listening to hours of marketing plan conducted by your friend's 'business partner'. (Dumbass!)

If you are having dinner outside or just chilling at your favorite cafe at night, you are totally in the open. That's when a total stranger started to greet you as if you both know each other for a very long time, treating you like a king. If you noticed he's being too nice, GET OUT OF THERE IMMEDIATELY!!! In fact, don't even think of going to that same place ever again, just disappear. Otherwise you'll be treated with an hour long of marketing plan and he/she will endlessly preach about how awesome their business is compared to anything else out there. Even worse, he/she'll get back-up to fill your table; usually his/her family members or friends who are apparently his/her committed downlines or team members... with a dream. Hahahahah! (dumbass!)

Even if you don't consider yourself as highly intellectual, they'll still get you anyway, because what the heck, if they can't get the intellectuals, they'll get you. Don't be a dumbass! By the way, I've been saying the word 'dumbass' a lot these past few days since I the night I was cornered by those freaks, especially in the morning when I drove my car to school, cursing on the road from the top of my lungs while listening to Megadeth. DUMBASS! DUMBASS! DUMBASS! DUMBASS! DUMBASS! DUMBASS! x 1,000,000.

Dumbass...